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Millie Makes Me Proud To Be A Cat
Recent reports that a Cat called Millie who was allegedly ‘stuck’ in a tree, after being chased up it by another Cat, have come to this Cat’s attention and of course I would like to not only report...
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Summer Has Come To The Czech republic
It is that time of year again! Summer is here at last. Sadly the supreme being who created peadophiles, rapists, slums, poverty, cruelty and all of the other gifts that ‘he’ gave us convinced the...
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More Than A Work Of Art
Someone once described the photograph of me on the cover of my wonderful best selling masterpiece “Getting Out – Excerpts From A Cat’s Diary” which you can get here Amazon.com as a work of art and I...
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Cat Related Expressions
Isn’t it odd how humans use a lot of Cat related expressions to describe how they feel and their surroundings. There is the extremely distasteful expression that the area, room etc., is “not big enough...
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Pardon?
The thought processes of people who not only create signs but also leave them lying around to confuse others is unfathomable. It seems a shame to this intelligent and fabulously good looking Cat that...
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Chef’s Dick Confit – French Cooking At Its Best!
Now here’s a new way to eat the good old English Chip or as Americans know it the French Fry just go to France and order ‘Chef’s Dick Confit’ and don’t be too surprised if (hopefully) you get chips....
View ArticleIt’s A Very Exciting Day Today!
It’s really a very exciting day today. I am with my designers in New York going over the final selection of cover designs for my soon to be published second book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue.’ You know I was...
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Curried Child Anyone?
Ok the publication of my next blockbusting unputdownable book is getting closer as I mentioned yesterday sorry about that but one has to advertise – as President Clinton said if you don’t blow your own...
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A Small Bottom Joke For My Americans Friends & Readers
Here is a small bottom joke for my Americans friends and readers who will be shocked, horrified and disgusted to know that in the UK the same word for ‘your’ fanny means the front botty of English...
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At Last A Religion With A Sense Of Humour?
So here’s proof that some religions actually do have a sense of humour. Trust it to be the Buddhists who I understand are pretty calm and collected, for religious nuts. I’ve heard that Buddhists don’t...
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